Dating Application

Introduction

This is version 1.0 of the dating application. Please fill out as completely as possible. Do not use a #2 pencil on the multiple choice questions, as you're likely to destroy your monitor. There is no time limit on this test, but be aware that you will be graded on the amount of time it takes you to complete the application. You will be given an opportunity to comment on the application before you submit it. Good luck!

 

Personal Information

Professional Information

Educational Information

Are you currently going to school?
Yes
No
Level of school completed?
Kindergarten
Elementary
Junior High
High School
High School Equivalency (GED)
Some College
Associate/2 Year Degree
Bachelors Degree
Masters Degree
Doctorate
Truck Driving School
Sally Struther's Learn At Home
McUniversity

Qualification Questions

    • Did you include Puerto Rico?
      Yes
      No
      Remind me to ask you why you're even asking this question!
    • Did you include Cuba?
      Yes
      No
      OK, now you're scaring me!
    • Did you include Botswana?
      Yes
      No
      While it doesn't belong, it is an interesting place!

  1. Is "funner" a word?
    Yes   
    No

  2. Why do you want to apply?
    I find you very attractive
    You seem interesting
    You're funny, even though looks aren't everything
    I've evaluated many possibilities and you seem to have the best genetic makeup
    I've heard you're good in the sack
    I'm a masochist
    Other, please 

  3. What I find most attractive is:
    Your HOT body
    Your BIG brain
    Your BIG, um, shoes!
    Your perpetual state of happiness and optimism
    Your self-confidence
    Your sense of humor
    Your tongue
    Your personal hygiene
    Nothing, really, just looking for someone I can use and then throw away like used dishwater
    Other, please 

  4. How soon would you like to go out?
    Today
    Tonight
    Tomorrow
    This weekend, I can't go out on schoolnights
    How 'bout we just stay in *wink*
    When it works with MY schedule
    Never, how's that suit ya?
    Other, please 

  5. How intelligent are you?
    I can breathe
    I voted for Nader
    I'm average
    I'm above average for my grade level
    I'm a genius
    I'm fluent in Esperanto AND Latin
    I can beat you at Trivial Pursuit
    I can beat you up
    I've got big boobs
    Other, please 

  6. How emotionally healthy are you?
    I just want to be loved
    I'm emotionally stable
    The voices tell me I'm just fine
    I stopped wetting my bed a few months ago
    I'm looney
    The medication is working
    It isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you!
    I've got big boobs
    Other, please 

  7. How do you rate your physical appearance?
    I'm ugly
    I'm average
    I'm cute
    I'm hot
    I'm a BBW
    I'll turn you to stone when you look into my eyes
    Beyond your reach
    I've got big boobs
    Other, please 

  8. What should we do on our first date?
    Lunch
    Dinner
    Breakfast (well, that's really towards the end of our first date)
    Movie
    Shopping
    Rent movies
    Rent a room
    People-watch at the airport, the mall, county jail
    Concert
    Concerto, I'm cultured!
    Get drunk
    As if I'd go out with you after reading the preceding list of ideas
    Other, please 

  9. What's your favorite cuisine?
    American (burgers, fries and a coke)
    Italian
    Mexican/Southwestern
    Steak & Chops
    Asian
    Vegan
    Chick-fil-a
    Krispy Kremes
    Seafood
    Jarrod's my hero
    ABC Gum
    Anywhere I can drink
    Other, please 

Survey Questions

What led you to this application?
Google
Yahoo
Friend
You did, silly!
Stumbled upon it by accident
Avoiding real work
I was bored
I was forced against my will by a bunch of ninjas
I was forced against my will by a bunch of ninjas trained in the "Hamster Style" of Kung-Fu

 
Congratulations! You've completed the application. Feel free to include any additional comments below and click the button to submit your application to me for review!