Damon's Daemon

RULES AND REGULATIONS

1. All food and beverages allowed
2. No ear protection required
   1. This rule may be changed if a game of Lacrosse is in session or JManDoo is playing one of his WB TV show soundtracks
3. Cell phone use allowed
4. Because of the proximity of working areas and lack of ventilation in the data center, please practice proper personal grooming before entrance
5. There is no number 5
6. Only ones and zeros are allowed to be processed in this data center
7. Due to the lack of a raised floor, all cables shall be managed using the �Ninja-spaghetti� style upon the work surfaces
8. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200
9. There are no cages to be opened, so don�t ask for the key
10. If you walk your robot dog, be sure to clean up after it
11. Robot dogs and all non-technical employees must be kept on a leash at all times
12. This area has been designated as a fallout shelter
13. In the event of an emergency, raise your hands above your head, run around screaming �Help me, help me!� and pray to your chosen deity
    1. If you have no chosen deity, feel free to borrow one from the provided deity cubby
14. Any explosives or hazardous materials must be kept in your pockets
15. Management bans guns on this premises � but we don�t care if you use them anywhere else
16. At some point, you can get too many items on a list

ACCEPTABLE USE POLICY

Only authorized parties can access this data center, including but not limited to:

• Booty Rap Dance Parties
• Pool Parties
• Development
• Operations

Expressly unauthorized parties include:

• Management
• The Carrot Top Ragtime Band and 1-800-Collect Banjo Players
• Boobahs